[desman]

Джонька изрядно намазолил глаза моему шефу, каждую неделю появляясь у меня на работе с неизменным букетом. Сегодня шеф прислал мне вот

это

это:

>> >INSTALLING A HUSBAND
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>> > Dear Tech Support,
>> >
>> > Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
>> > distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in
>>the
>> > flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
>> > Boyfriend 5.0.
>> >
>> > In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
>>such
>> > as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
>>undesirable
>> > programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
>> >
>> > Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning
>> > 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging
>> > 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
>> >
>> > What can I do?
>> > Signed, Desperate
>> > -------------------------------------
>> >
>> >
>> > Dear Desperate:
>> >
>> > First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
>> > Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http:
>>I
>> > Thought You LovedMe.html" and try
>> > to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0
>>update.
>> > If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
>> > automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>> >
>> > But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
>>to
>> > default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is
>>a
>> > very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
>> >
>> > Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
>> > the background that will eventually seize control of all your system
>> > resources).
>> >
>> > Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
>> > These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
>> >
>> > In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
>> > memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
>> > You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
>> > performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
>> >
>> > Good Luck, Tech Support